- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- SONM, more like ‘So Numb’ from that 55% pump followed by a 22% nosedive. This coin’s volatility is like my grandma trying to use a touchscreen - all over the place!
- WTC (Waltonchain)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Waltonchain’s up 154% this week! Either they finally figured out how to make blockchain work with Walmart shopping carts, or someone’s been hitting the ‘buy’ button by accident. My money’s on the latter.
- LYXe (LUKSO [Old])
- $3.2: ⭐
- LUKSO [Old]? Honey, you’re not ‘old,’ you’re ancient! This coin’s clinging to relevance like your weird uncle at a family reunion. Time to bow out gracefully, grandpa.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Milady Meme Coin, you saucy minx! This meme coin’s making moves like a Kardashian in a boardroom - totally unexpected, but strangely captivating. Ride this wave to the moon, my little degenerates!
Remember that time Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.A) briefly became a penny stock? Yeah, me neither. But if it did, it’d look a lot like today’s crypto chart - a chaotic mess of baffling pumps and pathetic dumps. Some say Buffett’s ghost is haunting the markets, whispering ‘buy high, sell low’ in the digital ether. Spooky, right?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+55% | 0 | 333K | 2158 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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+50% | 60% | 0.18 | 178M | 460 | ALEX | ALEX Lab |
| 2 |  |
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+34% | 89% | 0.01 | 1.2M | 1849 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 3 |  |
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+26% | 52% | 0.01 | 9.58M | 1404 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 4 |  |
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+26% | 99% | 0.47 | 18.2M | 965 | ADS | Adshares |
| 5 |  |
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+25% | 62% | 0.01 | 120M | 540 | LINA | Linear Finance |
| 6 |  |
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+23% | 56% | 5.81 | 290M | 346 | PYR | Vulcan Forged (PYR) |
| 7 |  |
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+18% | 77% | 0 | 3.43M | 1590 | BWO | Battle World |
| 8 |  |
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+16% | 0.09 | 348M | 721 | APX | APX | |
| 9 |  |
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+14% | 0.46 | 230M | 318 | DUSK | Dusk | |
| 10 |  |
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+13% | 63% | 0 | 22.8M | 1049 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 11 |  |
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+13% | 0 | 1.31M | 1855 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 12 |  |
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+12% | 50% | 1.64 | 295M | 368 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 13 |  |
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+12% | 82% | 0 | 212M | 338 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 14 |  |
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+11% | 0 | 39.7M | 750 | XPR | XPR Network | |
| 15 |  |
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+10% | 3.2 | 320M | 4734 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] | |
| 16 |  |
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+10% | 1.76 | 176M | 434 | GTC | Gitcoin | |
| 17 |  |
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+10% | 54% | 0 | 245M | 403 | SPELL | Spell Token |
| 18 |  |
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+10% | 68% | 2.33 | 48.9M | 763 | DERO | Dero |
| 19 |  |
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+10% | 96% | 0.31 | 311M | 250 | RSS3 | RSS3 |
| 20 |  |
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+9% | 82% | 0.56 | 61.1M | 650 | DNX | Dynex |
| 21 |  |
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+9% | 0 | 32M | 812 | KLV | Klever | |
| 22 |  |
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+8% | 78% | 0.14 | 289M | 286 | COTI | COTI |
| 23 |  |
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+8% | 2% | 0.04 | 358M | 1208 | SRM | Serum |
| 24 |  |
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+8% | 98% | 0.04 | 1.88B | 59 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 25 |  |
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+8% | 0.06 | 0 | 854 | AVINOC | AVINOC | |
| 26 |  |
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+7% | 43% | 0.01 | 140M | 585 | MAPO | MAP Protocol |
| 27 |  |
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+7% | 68% | 0.23 | 234M | 350 | CQT | Covalent |
| 28 |  |
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+7% | 0.57 | 28.6M | 809 | VXV | Vectorspace AI |
The crypto market today? It’s like watching a pigeon trying to fly through a hurricane - a whole lot of flapping and not much progress. One thing’s for sure, though, it’s never a dull moment in the digital casino. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go short some more hopium. Those Lambo dreams aren’t going to crush themselves.