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2024-06-21 Crypto Bloodbath: Where Did My Tendies Go?

Crypto is down bad. Your wife's boyfriend is laughing. But hey, at least you're not holding a flaming bag of... oh wait, is that Waltonchain?

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • A 137% pump in 24 hours? This coin is the definition of ‘dead cat bounce.’ Someone tell WTC to stay down, it’s embarrassing itself.
  • YFII (DFI.Money)
    • $399.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Okay, grandpa YFII over here is actually holding its own. Maybe this whole ‘DeFi’ thing wasn’t a complete scam after all.
  • CORE (Core)
    • $1.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Core… or snore? This coin is about as exciting as watching paint dry. But hey, at least it’s not crashing as hard as others.

Remember that guy on WallStreetBets who turned $170k into $1 million with NVIDIA? Yeah, he’s probably using his gains to prop up his crypto portfolio right now. While NVDA is busy being compared to entire countries (sorry, France!), the altcoin market is looking like a scene from ‘The Walking Dead.’ Speaking of which, Waltonchain (WTC), coming in hot at a 137% 24-hour pump, is either rising from the grave or about to be put out of its misery. Time will tell, folks. Time will tell.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +137% 89% 0.01 774K 1840 WTC Waltonchain
1 +80% 0 244K 2092 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 +47% 52% 0.02 17.5M 1078 WOZX Efforce
3 +28% 14% 0.2 19.5M 1455 MULTI Multichain
4 +26% 17% 0.1 87.5M 899 ASTRAFER Astrafer
5 +25% 0.52 283M 198 CFG Centrifuge
6 +24% 100% 0.01 11.6M 982 ABBC ABBC Coin
7 +23% 0.11 110M 381 POLY Polymath
8 +19% 100% 1.31 87.3M 407 MTL Metal DAO
9 +17% 0.22 659M 264 AGI Delysium
10 +16% 38% 0.37 367M 289 ONG Ontology Gas
11 +11% 0.06 51.5M 928 HTR Hathor
12 +10% 50% 1.21 219M 353 NAKA Nakamoto Games
13 +9% 87% 3.38 14.8M 952 DMD Diamond
14 +8% 42% 1.43 3B 62 CORE Core
15 +8% 0.04 39.4M 1065 SRM Serum
16 +8% 49% 0 6.73M 1412 STRM StreamCoin
17 +7% 0.59 58.5M 767 STOS Stratos
18 +7% 10% 0 71.8M 1158 NEXA Nexa
19 +7% 96.32 255M 219 TRB Tellor
20 +6% 0 38.5M 940 BIDR BIDR
21 +6% 0 40.2M 600 CRE Carry
22 +6% 0.08 9.81M 1049 SOUL Phantasma
23 +6% 1.35 135M 300 PRO Propy
24 +6% 87% 0.02 22.2M 819 DOCK Dock
25 +6% 0.67 667M 223 YGG Yield Guild Games
26 +5% 98% 399.27 15.7M 898 YFII DFI.Money
27 +5% 29% 0.02 123M 637 LOCUS Locus Chain
28 +5% 51% 0.01 21.5M 1001 FNCY FNCY

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where dreams go to die and memes are born. One minute you’re a king, the next you’re a court jester. Until next time, remember: Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose (especially on coins with ridiculous names).

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