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2024-06-13 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die

Buckle up, buttercups, it's another crypto rollercoaster and some coins are strapped in tighter than others. We're diving into the wildest movers and shakers (emphasis on *shaking*) from today's market data.

  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This NFT-focused coin is absolutely on fire, but remember what they say about playing with fire? Yeah, exactly. Approach with caution (and maybe a fire extinguisher).
  • MULTI (Multichain)
    • $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • MultiChain had a decent 24-hour gain (27%), but it’s also down 14% for the week. It’s like that friend who’s always hot and cold - you never know what you’re gonna get. Indecisive much?
  • BAKE (BakeryToken)
    • $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This one’s for the gamblers who like to play it safe…ish. A steady climb with a 25% spike in 24 hours? Not too shabby. Just try not to blow it all on Bitcoin-shaped cookies.
  • EDU (Open Campus)
    • $0.75: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This educational platform’s token is up 8% in the last 24 hours, but don’t get too excited. It’s still down a whopping 37% for the week. Looks like even crypto can’t save us from the student loan crisis.
  • MOON (r/CryptoCurrency Moons)
    • $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Reddit’s own cryptocurrency. Up 7% in 24 hours, but let’s be real, it’s probably just fueled by karma-hungry Redditors. Pro tip: Don’t tell them they can’t cash out their internet points for a Tesla.

Hold onto your rocket emojis, because today’s crypto market is making even Elon Musk’s legal escapades look tame (apparently, threatening to leak dirt is a bad negotiation tactic, who knew? ). While Elon’s busy doing damage control, BeNFT Solutions (BeAI) is up a mind-boggling 626% in the past 24 hours. Is it genius or just another rug pull waiting to happen? Let’s just say, I’ve seen more stable things on a… nevermind.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +626% 19% 0.09 625K 2375 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
1 +27% 14% 0.26 25.5M 1475 MULTI Multichain
2 +25% 0.37 107M 430 BAKE BakeryToken
3 +24% 88% 0.07 15M 1042 BCD Bitcoin Diamond
4 +18% 77% 3.03 60.5M 637 ROUTE Router Protocol
5 +17% 0.02 162M 980 NVIR NvirWorld
6 +15% 0.16 162M 340 KEEP Keep Network
7 +14% 105.44 58.9M 574 DPI DeFi Pulse Index
8 +14% 0.04 38.9M 1175 SRM Serum
9 +12% 0.11 56.7M 606 DMTR Dimitra
10 +12% 0.02 29.7M 774 CENNZ CENNZnet
11 +11% 0.01 11.6M 1094 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
12 +10% 60% 0.18 428M 252 VANRY Vanar Chain
13 +9% 0 7.92M 1725 THN Throne
14 +8% 0.54 54.5M 1047 DVF rhino.fi
15 +8% 29% 0.75 746M 272 EDU Open Campus
16 +8% 52% 0.02 18M 1172 WOZX Efforce
17 +8% 97.94 259M 255 TRB Tellor
18 +8% 0.85 154M 341 ARK Ark
19 +7% 0.17 18.5M 929 MOON r/CryptoCurrency Moons
20 +7% 38% 0.41 407M 338 ONG Ontology Gas
21 +7% 0.1 101M 459 POLY Polymath
22 +7% 36% 1.16 1.13B 149 WEMIX WEMIX
23 +6% 0.01 734M 172 RSR Reserve Rights
24 +6% 0.01 95.4M 462 DIONE Dione Protocol
25 +6% 0 23.7M 1279 NEST NEST Protocol
26 +6% 78% 0.12 238M 294 COTI COTI
27 +6% 70% 0.04 20.1M 1021 AE Æternity
28 +6% 1.67 4.39B 63 FET Fetch.ai

So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto bloodbath…er, I mean, opportunity. Remember, in the immortal words of someone who probably lost their life savings on Dogecoin: ‘Buy high, sell low!’ (Wait, or was it the other way around?)

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