- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $71029.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is like that one friend who peaked in high school - still the captain, but mostly reliving past glories. Might wanna buy some hair plugs (or a faster blockchain?).
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3848.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is trying to be the ‘smart’ one, always tinkering under the hood. But let’s be real, you haven’t replaced finance bro’s cocaine addiction yet, have you?
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink down 3%? Must be a slow news day in the oracle world. They’re like the gossip girls of crypto, but their intel better be good to justify that valuation.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin. Proof that memes can make you rich (and that the world is doomed). Down 1%? Don’t worry, Elon will tweet something soon and you’ll be riding high again.
- MNT (Mantle)
- $1.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Mantle up 6%? Either this is the start of something big, or someone fat-fingered a trade. Still, better than being the 10,000th memecoin, right?
So, some dude on WallStreetBets just turned $40k into $200k with NVDA. Guess crypto is just for slowpokes now? While Bitcoin chills like a retiree in Boca, let’s see if any coin even tried to impress today.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
93% | 71029 | 1.49T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
3849 | 462B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
704.05 | 104B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
172.43 | 99.6B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
55% | 0.52 | 52.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 7.31 | 37.3B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
3843.25 | 36.6B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 32.6B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.16 | 23.4B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 17.45 | 17.5B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 11 |  |
 |
79% | 0.46 | 20.7B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 12 |  |
 |
54% | 36.31 | 26B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 15.1B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 48.85 | 14.7B | 41 | OKB | OKB | |
| 15 |  |
 |
6.02 | 11.8B | 33 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.11 | 11.1B | 36 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 17 |  |
 |
70964.6 | 10.9B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 10.78 | 10.8B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 25% | 2.48 | 10.7B | 46 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 7.17 | 10.3B | 13 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 9.14 | 10B | 28 | APT | Aptos | |
| 22 |  |
 |
0.11 | 10B | 15 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
0.11 | 10B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 93% | 492.43 | 10.3B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 25 |  |
 |
7.5 | 8.96B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
0.72 | 7.18B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
+1% | 88% | 84.9 | 7.13B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
+6% | 52% | 1.04 | 6.47B | 31 | MNT | Mantle |
The crypto-market today is like a middle school dance - awkward, volatile, and nobody’s quite sure what they’re doing. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go buy some NVDA and pretend I understand what a graphics card is.