- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $71054.30: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The granddaddy of crypto is holding steady like a retiree on a fixed income. Will it moon? Will it crash? Who cares, let’s grab a beer and watch the chaos.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3814.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The smart contract kingpin is still the prom queen’s best friend. Will the Merge 2.0 be another glow-up or a train wreck? Find a comfy chair and some popcorn, this should be good.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK is the reliable oracle on this rollercoaster of volatility. Steady gains, solid fundamentals, It’s like finding a sober designated driver in a sea of degenerate gamblers.
- TON (Toncoin)
- $7.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin is up 2%? That’s cute. This ain’t your grandpa’s stock portfolio. We measure gains in Lambos and losses in ramen noodle dinners here.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu? More like Shiba IOU. This meme coin is about as stable as a drunk unicorn on a unicycle. Beware of the rug pull!
The poor souls on r/wallstreetbets are celebrating a 10k gain like they just discovered fire. Little do they know, crypto is where the real action is, with more pumps and dumps than a used car lot in Vegas.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 93% | 71054.3 | 1.49T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
1 | 3814.14 | 458B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||||
2 | 1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
3 | 698.07 | 103B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||||
4 | 171.98 | 99.3B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||||
5 | 55% | 0.52 | 52.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |||
6 | +2% | 7.52 | 38.4B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |||
7 | 3812.52 | 36.3B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||||
8 | 1 | 32.6B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
9 | 0.16 | 23.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||||
10 | 17.51 | 17.5B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink | ||||
11 | 79% | 0.46 | 20.8B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |||
12 | -1% | 54% | 35.94 | 25.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | ||
13 | -1% | 0 | 14.9B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
14 | +1% | 49.39 | 14.8B | 42 | OKB | OKB | |||
15 | 5.99 | 11.7B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | ||||
16 | -1% | 1.09 | 10.9B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
17 | 71141.4 | 10.9B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
18 | 25% | 2.5 | 10.7B | 48 | OP | Optimism | |||
19 | 10.7 | 10.7B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | ||||
20 | 7.14 | 10.3B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||||
21 | +3% | 93% | 510.75 | 10.7B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
22 | 9.15 | 10.1B | 28 | APT | Aptos | ||||
23 | 0.11 | 9.95B | 16 | TRX | TRON | ||||
24 | 0.11 | 9.95B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||||
25 | -1% | 7.4 | 8.84B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
26 | 0.72 | 7.17B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||||
27 | -1% | 88% | 83.93 | 7.05B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | ||
28 | -1% | 52% | 1.02 | 6.36B | 33 | MNT | Mantle |
The crypto-market is a beautiful disaster, a chaotic ballet of greed and fear. One minute you’re a genius, the next you’re checking the couch cushions for spare change. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go update my meme folder.