- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $71054.30: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The granddaddy of crypto is holding steady like a retiree on a fixed income. Will it moon? Will it crash? Who cares, let’s grab a beer and watch the chaos.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3814.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The smart contract kingpin is still the prom queen’s best friend. Will the Merge 2.0 be another glow-up or a train wreck? Find a comfy chair and some popcorn, this should be good.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK is the reliable oracle on this rollercoaster of volatility. Steady gains, solid fundamentals, It’s like finding a sober designated driver in a sea of degenerate gamblers.
- TON (Toncoin)
- $7.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin is up 2%? That’s cute. This ain’t your grandpa’s stock portfolio. We measure gains in Lambos and losses in ramen noodle dinners here.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu? More like Shiba IOU. This meme coin is about as stable as a drunk unicorn on a unicycle. Beware of the rug pull!
The poor souls on r/wallstreetbets are celebrating a 10k gain like they just discovered fire. Little do they know, crypto is where the real action is, with more pumps and dumps than a used car lot in Vegas.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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93% | 71054.3 | 1.49T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
3814.14 | 458B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
698.07 | 103B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
171.98 | 99.3B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
55% | 0.52 | 52.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 7.52 | 38.4B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
3812.52 | 36.3B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 32.6B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
0.16 | 23.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
17.51 | 17.5B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
79% | 0.46 | 20.8B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 54% | 35.94 | 25.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 14.9B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 49.39 | 14.8B | 42 | OKB | OKB | |
| 15 |  |
 |
5.99 | 11.7B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.09 | 10.9B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 17 |  |
 |
71141.4 | 10.9B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
25% | 2.5 | 10.7B | 48 | OP | Optimism | |
| 19 |  |
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10.7 | 10.7B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 20 |  |
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7.14 | 10.3B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 21 |  |
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+3% | 93% | 510.75 | 10.7B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 22 |  |
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9.15 | 10.1B | 28 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
0.11 | 9.95B | 16 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
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0.11 | 9.95B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 25 |  |
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-1% | 7.4 | 8.84B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
0.72 | 7.17B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 88% | 83.93 | 7.05B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 52% | 1.02 | 6.36B | 33 | MNT | Mantle |
The crypto-market is a beautiful disaster, a chaotic ballet of greed and fear. One minute you’re a genius, the next you’re checking the couch cushions for spare change. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go update my meme folder.