- ORDI (ORDI)
- $63.80: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This week’s WallStreetBets darling? Up 29% - Someone’s wife is getting a new handbag. Or at least a new boyfriend.
- ASTRAFER (Astrafer)
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Pumping harder than a sugar-crazed toddler - 114% in a week. Ride the wave or prepare for the inevitable rug pull.
- ERC20 (ERC20)
- $0.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 57% this week? Even my grandma’s knitting circle is laughing at this one. Time to hodl those bags and pray.
- ZANO (Zano)
- $2.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Zano, more like Zzzznore. Sideways action all week. At least it’s not in the red, right?
- CEL (Celsius)
- $1.82: ⭐⭐⭐
- Celsius: Proof that even a bankruptcy can’t stop a good pump and dump. Don’t be the last one holding the bag.
Remember those WSB degens bragging about their $NVDA and $SMCI gains? Well, looks like someone forgot to tell them about $ORDI, which is up a whopping 29% this week. Positions or ban, right?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+111% | 17% | 0.17 | 153M | 839 | ASTRAFER | Astrafer |
| 1 |  |
 |
+70% | 0.15 | 1.93B | 5213 | ERC20 | ERC20 | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+70% | 19% | 0.02 | 131K | 2550 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions |
| 3 |  |
 |
+55% | 54% | 0 | 33.4M | 971 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
+53% | 14% | 0.46 | 45.8M | 1349 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 5 |  |
 |
+37% | 58% | 0 | 2.36M | 1789 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 6 |  |
 |
+22% | 0.37 | 363M | 411 | MLK | MiL.k | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+19% | 0.04 | 45.3M | 1166 | SRM | Serum | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+16% | 58% | 0.29 | 86.2M | 659 | VOXEL | Voxies |
| 9 |  |
 |
+14% | 0.16 | 1.6B | 1401 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+13% | 47% | 0.27 | 274M | 419 | AURORA | Aurora |
| 11 |  |
 |
+12% | 1.82 | 68.6M | 563 | CEL | Celsius | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+12% | 0 | 25.7M | 1305 | NEST | NEST Protocol | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+12% | 68% | 2.88 | 60.4M | 713 | DERO | Dero |
| 14 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.01 | 122M | 583 | COS | Contentos | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+11% | 7.28 | 728M | 190 | HIGH | Highstreet | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.22 | 216M | 362 | PHA | Phala Network | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+11% | 100% | 63.8 | 1.34B | 72 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 18 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.69 | 68.6M | 842 | SLND | Solend | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.11 | 12.7M | 1514 | FUND | Unification | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+11% | 63% | 0 | 25.3M | 1020 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 21 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.42 | 27.5M | 850 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+9% | 1% | 2 | 2B | 935 | DFG | Defigram |
| 23 |  |
 |
+9% | 98% | 0.04 | 2.1B | 55 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 24 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.03 | 234M | 336 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+8% | 79% | 0.01 | 567K | 2106 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 26 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.02 | 26.6M | 843 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+8% | 99% | 0 | 953K | 1897 | MARO | Maro |
| 28 |  |
 |
+8% | 2.48 | 35.4M | 804 | ZANO | Zano |
So, the crypto market is about as stable as a Kardashian relationship. My advice? Invest what you can afford to lose, don’t check the charts every five minutes, and maybe buy a lottery ticket — your odds might be better. Or maybe just go all in on $DOGE. What could go wrong?