- LINK (Chainlink)
- $15.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s down, but let’s be honest, it’s still the teacher’s pet of the crypto world. Solid tech, good partnerships. This ain’t no rug pull, just a little stumble on the way to the top.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the OG meme coin, is holding steadier than a chameleon in a Skittles factory. No Twitter-fueled pump-and-dumps here, folks. It’s either a sign of maturity or a sign that Elon’s moved on to bigger and weirder things.
- FIL (Filecoin)
- $5.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Filecoin took a 9% nosedive this week. Looks like decentralized storage ain’t as sexy as it used to be. Maybe they should try storing memes of Elon instead?
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polygon’s chilling with a 12% drop. Maybe they’re busy building the metaverse, or maybe they just forgot to pay their internet bill.
Speaking of questionable life choices, remember those Raspberry Pi computers we used to build in our mom’s basement? Well, they decided to go public. Yep, like a bunch of nerds at prom night hoping to become the cool kids, Raspberry Pi is now officially listed on the London Stock Exchange. Makes you wonder if the market’s gone madder than a bag of cats on a sugar rush.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.43 | 10.6B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.62 | 6.23B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-2% | 25% | 2.07 | 8.91B | 47 | OP | Optimism |
| 3 |  |
 |
-1% | 88% | 77.37 | 6.5B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 93% | 445.28 | 9.35B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 10.3 | 5.35B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 152.13 | 87.9B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 45.15 | 13.5B | 40 | OKB | OKB | |
| 8 |  |
 |
83% | 0.03 | 2.61B | 48 | VET | VeChain | |
| 9 |  |
 |
52% | 0.88 | 5.5B | 34 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 10 |  |
 |
79% | 0.43 | 19.2B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 11 |  |
 |
177.49 | 3.27B | 29 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
55% | 0.48 | 48.2B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 13 |  |
 |
15.37 | 15.4B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
0.14 | 20.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
7.61 | 2.97B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
92% | 2299.72 | 2.31B | 50 | MKR | Maker | |
| 17 |  |
 |
6.17 | 7.37B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
0 | 13B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 32.3B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 129 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 23 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
1 | 70.5M | 534 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
69% | 25.89 | 5.46B | 26 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 27 |  |
 |
81% | 84.91 | 1.26B | 76 | QNT | Quant | |
| 28 |  |
 |
54% | 32.15 | 23B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
The crypto market’s like a bad Tinder date - full of red flags, awkward silences, and the sinking feeling you’ve made a huge mistake. Will tomorrow be any better? Tune in next time, same time, same place. Or don’t, I’m not your financial advisor. I’m just here for the memes.