- LINK (Chainlink)
- $15.33: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink: It’s like that reliable friend who never bails, even when you’re down bad. Down 11% over the week, but still standing. Maybe Elon should have used some of that Chainlink tech…
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu: More like ‘Shiba IOU’ amirite? This dog ain’t hunting, it’s begging for scraps at this point. Down 15% this week. Woof.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67326.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin: The grandpa of crypto is chilling like a retiree in Florida. Flat for the day. Guess even Bitcoin’s tired of this market’s drama.
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $25.49: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum Classic: Living in its more successful sibling’s shadow. It’s the quiet kid at the back of the class hoping nobody notices it lost 13% this week.
- OP (Optimism)
- $2.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimism: More like ‘Pessimism’ with a 17% drop this week. Someone tell OP to chill, it’s just money, right?
Elon Musk, the Dogefather himself, threw another tantrum in the tech playground. He rage-quit OpenAI, apparently didn’t like that they published his salty emails. This doesn’t bode well for AI-linked cryptos, folks. Speaking of cryptos on the struggle bus…
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -4% | 5.62 | 5.53B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |||
1 | -3% | 9.98 | 5.19B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |||
2 | -2% | 0 | 12.7B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
3 | -2% | 0.1 | 3.03B | 41 | CRO | Cronos | |||
4 | -1% | 604.32 | 89.2B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |||
5 | -1% | 92% | 2260.57 | 2.27B | 49 | MKR | Maker | ||
6 | -1% | 70% | 25.49 | 5.37B | 26 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | ||
7 | -1% | 3484.19 | 419B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |||
8 | -1% | 3480.48 | 33.1B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |||
9 | -1% | 25% | 2.05 | 8.81B | 47 | OP | Optimism | ||
10 | 6.11 | 7.3B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||||
11 | 150.7 | 87.1B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||||
12 | 7.96 | 8.76B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||||
13 | 0.12 | 10.1B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||||
14 | 81% | 84.33 | 1.26B | 78 | QNT | Quant | |||
15 | 0.12 | 10.1B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||||
16 | 0.94 | 9.39B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||||
17 | 54% | 32 | 22.9B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |||
18 | 7.58 | 2.96B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||||
19 | 93% | 67326.1 | 1.41T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
20 | 15.33 | 15.3B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | ||||
21 | 67353.6 | 10.3B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
22 | 67333.3 | 4.07B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||||
23 | 5.42 | 10.6B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | ||||
24 | 93% | 444.79 | 9.34B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |||
25 | 1 | 70.5M | 529 | BUSD | BUSD | ||||
26 | 177.41 | 3.27B | 30 | XMR | Monero | ||||
27 | 1 | 5.35B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||||
28 | 1 | 495M | 130 | TUSD | TrueUSD |
The crypto market is giving us major trust issues. Is it time to panic? Probably not. But it might be a good time to buy a lottery ticket because, hey, at this point, why not?