- LINK (Chainlink)
- $15.33: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink: It’s like that reliable friend who never bails, even when you’re down bad. Down 11% over the week, but still standing. Maybe Elon should have used some of that Chainlink tech…
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu: More like ‘Shiba IOU’ amirite? This dog ain’t hunting, it’s begging for scraps at this point. Down 15% this week. Woof.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67326.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin: The grandpa of crypto is chilling like a retiree in Florida. Flat for the day. Guess even Bitcoin’s tired of this market’s drama.
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $25.49: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum Classic: Living in its more successful sibling’s shadow. It’s the quiet kid at the back of the class hoping nobody notices it lost 13% this week.
- OP (Optimism)
- $2.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimism: More like ‘Pessimism’ with a 17% drop this week. Someone tell OP to chill, it’s just money, right?
Elon Musk, the Dogefather himself, threw another tantrum in the tech playground. He rage-quit OpenAI, apparently didn’t like that they published his salty emails. This doesn’t bode well for AI-linked cryptos, folks. Speaking of cryptos on the struggle bus…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-4% | 5.62 | 5.53B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 9.98 | 5.19B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 12.7B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.1 | 3.03B | 41 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 604.32 | 89.2B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 92% | 2260.57 | 2.27B | 49 | MKR | Maker |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 70% | 25.49 | 5.37B | 26 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 3484.19 | 419B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 3480.48 | 33.1B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 25% | 2.05 | 8.81B | 47 | OP | Optimism |
| 10 |  |
 |
6.11 | 7.3B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
150.7 | 87.1B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
7.96 | 8.76B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.1B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
81% | 84.33 | 1.26B | 78 | QNT | Quant | |
| 15 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.1B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
0.94 | 9.39B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
54% | 32 | 22.9B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 18 |  |
 |
7.58 | 2.96B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
93% | 67326.1 | 1.41T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
15.33 | 15.3B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
67353.6 | 10.3B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
67333.3 | 4.07B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
5.42 | 10.6B | 32 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
93% | 444.79 | 9.34B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 25 |  |
 |
1 | 70.5M | 529 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
177.41 | 3.27B | 30 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 130 | TUSD | TrueUSD |
The crypto market is giving us major trust issues. Is it time to panic? Probably not. But it might be a good time to buy a lottery ticket because, hey, at this point, why not?