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2024-06-14 Bear Cryptos 1B

Crypto looking like a Tinder profile pic after a weekend bender - rough around the edges. Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get bumpy.

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin is like that friend who peaked in high school. Sure, it was fun while it lasted, but now it’s just hanging around, hoping for a Musk tweet to stay relevant.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $15.31: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink is trying to play it cool, but with a -12% dip this week, it’s giving off major ’trying to hide a bad haircut’ vibes.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $66918.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin is the grandpa of crypto. Always there, always grumpy, but secretly everyone’s kinda counting on him to not kick the bucket.
  • MATIC (Polygon)
    • $0.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Polygon is like that overachieving student who always shows up early and aces every test. Too bad nobody invited them to the party.
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $147.87: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana’s week has been like a rollercoaster…that’s stuck on a downward spiral. Hang on tight, folks, this could get messy.

Speaking of questionable life choices, remember that Reddit user who dropped $5,000 on Grindr shares? That’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to this crypto analysis. Turns out, even AI can’t predict if he’s gonna be rich or get catfished.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -2% 0.61 6.09B 19 MATIC Polygon
1 -2% 173.31 3.2B 29 XMR Monero
2 -2% 83% 0.03 2.57B 47 VET VeChain
3 -2% 9.76 5.07B 24 ICP Internet Computer
4 -2% 5.97 7.14B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
5 -1% 147.87 85.5B 5 SOL Solana
6 -1% 55% 0.48 47.7B 7 XRP XRP
7 -1% 79% 0.42 19B 10 ADA Cardano
8 -1% 7.46 2.92B 34 ATOM Cosmos
9 -1% 93% 437.73 9.19B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
10 -1% 81% 83.11 1.24B 78 QNT Quant
11 46.01 13.8B 36 OKB OKB
12 25% 2.03 8.74B 46 OP Optimism
13 58% 0.1 4.91B 35 XLM Stellar
14 5.58 5.49B 22 LEO UNUS SED LEO
15 0.14 20.6B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
16 93% 66918.8 1.41T 1 BTC Bitcoin
17 6.43 9.24B 14 DOT Polkadot
18 66997.2 10.3B 204 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
19 66994.8 4.05B 208 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
20 0.12 10.1B 13 TRX TRON
21 54% 31.95 22.9B 12 AVAX Avalanche
22 70% 25.45 5.36B 26 ETC Ethereum Classic
23 1 494M 131 TUSD TrueUSD
24 15.31 15.3B 15 LINK Chainlink
25 1 115B 3 USDT Tether USDt
26 5.42 10.6B 31 FIL Filecoin
27 1 70.5M 524 BUSD BUSD
28 1 5.35B 21 DAI Dai

The crypto market is giving off major ‘resting bored face’ energy this week. It’s like everyone’s waiting for their stimulus check to hit so they can buy more Bitcoin. Just another day in the wild, wild west of digital currency, folks.

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