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2024-06-19 Bear Cryptos 1B

Crypto is down bad. Like, really bad. It's giving 'Boeing CEO trying to explain a software glitch to a room full of angry grandmas' bad. Buckle up, buttercups, it's about to get volatile.

  • TON (Toncoin)
    • $6.81: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Toncoin, the cryptocurrency backed by the messaging app Telegram. It’s like finding out your grandma’s knitting club is secretly controlling the global financial system. You’d think it would be more exciting, wouldn’t you?
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $168.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Monero, the cryptocurrency of choice for people who think Bitcoin is too mainstream and traceable. It’s like the digital equivalent of that shady guy in the corner booth at a diner. What are you hiding, Monero?
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Shiba Inu - Proof that a meme can become a multi-billion dollar asset, even if it has the utility of a screen door on a submarine. Seriously, at this point, it’s basically a lottery ticket you can’t even trade for a scratch-off.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $65229.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin is like that friend who peaked in high school but still insists on bringing it up at every party. Sure, it’s down right now, but just wait until it tells you about its glory days back in 2021.

Speaking of bad bets, remember that Reddit guy who bragged about making 100k on NVDA? Turns out, mommy’s money doesn’t make you Warren Buffet. Maybe he should have bought SHIB instead, because the crypto market is currently experiencing the same gravitational pull as that guy’s portfolio after he discovers margin trading.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -7% 6.81 34.8B 9 TON Toncoin
1 -2% 168.72 3.11B 28 XMR Monero
2 -2% 42.74 12.8B 34 OKB OKB
3 55% 0.49 49.3B 7 XRP XRP
4 8.18 4.25B 24 ICP Internet Computer
5 65127.2 3.94B 209 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
6 65204.5 9.99B 205 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
7 52% 0.82 5.11B 32 MNT Mantle
8 93% 65229.7 1.37T 1 BTC Bitcoin
9 93% 392.26 8.24B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
10 4.41 8.65B 36 FIL Filecoin
11 1 494M 125 TUSD TrueUSD
12 1 116B 3 USDT Tether USDt
13 1 5.35B 21 DAI Dai
14 1 32.8B 6 USDC USDC
15 1 70.5M 496 BUSD BUSD
16 0.09 2.82B 35 CRO Cronos
17 138.29 80B 5 SOL Solana
18 6.94 7.64B 27 APT Aptos
19 88% 73.83 6.2B 19 LTC Litecoin
20 58% 0.09 4.61B 31 XLM Stellar
21 +1% 597.52 88.2B 4 BNB BNB
22 +1% 0.12 10.2B 13 TRX TRON
23 +1% 5.97 8.58B 14 DOT Polkadot
24 +1% 81% 77.72 1.16B 74 QNT Quant
25 +1% 5.74 5.65B 22 LEO UNUS SED LEO
26 +1% 0.81 8.1B 39 ARB Arbitrum
27 +1% 0.12 10.2B 204 WTRX Wrapped TRON
28 +1% 0 10.9B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu

The crypto market is a cruel mistress. Just when you think you’ve found the next Bitcoin, it turns out to be more like the next Betamax. But hey, that’s the thrill of the game, right? Keep those diamond hands strong, folks, or at least pretend you have them when you’re crying yourself to sleep tonight.

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