- LINK (Chainlink)
- $12.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s hanging tough, not a 10x, but hey, at least it’s not CryptoZoo.
- APT (Aptos)
- $8.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos is up 30% this week! Someone tell that guy who lost $4k to buy some.
- XMR (Monero)
- $164.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Monero, the privacy coin for people with shady online shopping habits.
- SOL (Solana)
- $150.87: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana’s still kicking, proving that even a Pelosi-husband stock dump can’t keep a good crypto down.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $63766.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is the reigning champ for a reason. It’s like the Nancy Pelosi of crypto - always there, always in charge.
Looks like Logan Paul’s CryptoZoo investors are learning about ‘puffery’ the hard way. Meanwhile, some of these 1B cryptos are giving off major CryptoZoo vibes with their performance. Remember folks, a 10x isn’t guaranteed, even on a second Thursday!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 164.99 | 3.04B | 31 | XMR | Monero | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.06 | 2.91B | 9733 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-2% | 75% | 0.06 | 2.92B | 43 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 3 |  |
 |
5.67 | 5.59B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
12.22 | 12.2B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
87% | 1569.9 | 1.58B | 57 | MKR | Maker | |
| 6 |  |
 |
0.09 | 2.58B | 40 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
594.19 | 86.7B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
56% | 0.59 | 58.7B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 9 |  |
 |
2619.15 | 25.7B | 9651 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
2620.42 | 315B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
94% | 347.68 | 7.3B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 12 |  |
 |
63796.9 | 4.17B | 9658 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 127 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
1 | 36.1B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 16 |  |
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1 | 69.6M | 465 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 18 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
9.17 | 4.8B | 22 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
94% | 63766.1 | 1.34T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
63702.5 | 9.72B | 9654 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
81% | 79.63 | 1.18B | 73 | QNT | Quant | |
| 22 |  |
 |
39.96 | 12B | 39 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
59% | 0.1 | 4.86B | 36 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 24 |  |
 |
150.87 | 88.3B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
0.15 | 13.3B | 9652 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
56% | 27.85 | 19.9B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 27 |  |
 |
8.28 | 9.25B | 25 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
27% | 1.74 | 7.46B | 46 | OP | Optimism |
The crypto market is a fickle beast. One minute you’re riding the rocket to the moon, the next you’re scraping pennies off the floor like that guy on WallStreetBets who ‘invested’ his rent money. Moral of the story? Don’t be that guy. Or, do, and give us something to laugh at.