- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SONM? More like GONE, amirite? Down 78%? This coin needs a hug from Satoshi himself.
- EPX (Ellipsis)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ellipsis…trying to be all mysterious with that name, but a 293% 7-day change? Someone’s been busy cooking the books.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Okay, who let a 10-year-old name this coin? At least it’s not down as bad as the others. Maybe there’s hope for Gen Alpha investors after all.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham…sounds like a Batman villain. Probably plotting to steal the remaining value from the crypto market.
- DPI (DeFi Pulse Index)
- $80.96: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- DeFi Pulse Index - the only pulse this market has left. Holding relatively steady, like that one sane friend in a group of degenerates.
Remember that Reddit post about Nvidia being worth a ridiculous chunk of the US GDP? Well, today’s crypto market makes Nvidia look like a stable investment. Our beloved 10M coins are down bad, with some even daring to dip more than 10%! Blackrock’s probably buying up all the dip, those greedy goblins.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-78% | 0 | 61.4K | 2476 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-33% | 57% | 0 | 6.46M | 1409 | EPX | Ellipsis |
| 2 |  |
 |
-17% | 15% | 0 | 10.4M | 1678 | AGLA | Angola |
| 3 |  |
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-17% | 0.06 | 61.2M | 530 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 4 |  |
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-16% | 14% | 0 | 740K | 2389 | PTS | Petals |
| 5 |  |
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-16% | 99% | 0.25 | 249M | 218 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 6 |  |
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-15% | 21% | 0 | 24.4M | 1286 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 7 |  |
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-13% | 30% | 0.05 | 5.44M | 1682 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 8 |  |
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-13% | 0.66 | 65.6M | 799 | SLND | Save | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.01 | 3.36M | 1561 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-12% | 69% | 0 | 2.01M | 1725 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 11 |  |
 |
-12% | 57% | 0.02 | 4.49M | 1543 | PKF | Red Kite |
| 12 |  |
 |
-11% | 4% | 0 | 40.3M | 1638 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 13 |  |
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-11% | 0.03 | 16.3M | 1338 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-11% | 38% | 0.02 | 16.6M | 1234 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 15 |  |
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-11% | 100% | 0 | 37.4M | 635 | WXT | Wirex Token |
| 16 |  |
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-10% | 86% | 0.13 | 129M | 331 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 17 |  |
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-10% | 22% | 1.82 | 1.82B | 146 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 18 |  |
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-9% | 93% | 0.09 | 8.61M | 1137 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 19 |  |
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-9% | 79% | 3.31 | 15.9M | 976 | MCB | MUX Protocol |
| 20 |  |
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-9% | 56% | 0 | 18.8M | 1054 | RXD | Radiant |
| 21 |  |
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-9% | 8% | 1.17 | 1.17B | 348 | ALPH | Alephium |
| 22 |  |
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-9% | 0 | 206K | 2299 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 23 |  |
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-8% | 76% | 0.07 | 99.4M | 455 | RDNT | Radiant Capital |
| 24 |  |
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-8% | 82% | 0.27 | 26.6M | 806 | SDAO | SingularityDAO |
| 25 |  |
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-8% | 100% | 0.04 | 19.2M | 838 | UTK | xMoney |
| 26 |  |
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-8% | 80.96 | 45.3M | 587 | DPI | DeFi Pulse Index | |
| 27 |  |
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-8% | 2% | 0.01 | 11.8M | 2124 | GF | GuildFi |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 12% | 0.12 | 119M | 932 | ALT | Alitas |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, where fortunes are lost faster than you can say ‘Elon Musk tweeted.’ Buckle up, buttercups, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. And remember: always buy the dip…unless it dips more.